Monthly Archives: August 2010

Why the #(*&@*! Are You Famous?!?

Welcome friends.  I have avoided this topic for long enough… I vowed when I started Sassy Librarian that I would not talk about celebrities and Hollywood here.  Why? 1. There are plenty of websites and blogs that write this type … Continue reading

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Cars v. Pedestrians v. Bicycles v. Skateboards v. Scooters v. Motorcycles v. Baby Carriges v. Everyone

It’s a dog eat dog world out there (note: I did not write “doggy-dog world.” because: 1. That is not the saying. 2. Were it the saying, it would make no sense. 3. Never say or write”doggy-dog world.” It’ll make you … Continue reading

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Please Learn the Language.

Dear Mayor, Please do learn the language.  Quickly. Thank you failblog.org.

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The Snatchel?

Did no one think this through?? Really?? Or, I guess this would be the Brazilian version.  Where’s the 70s Power-Snatchel? Thank you, again Failblog.org (to those of you who followed The Panel Blog-which I used to write, this will be … Continue reading

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Desk Shui: The Search for (easy) Answers

I can be lazy. Really, really lazy.  Ask my friends.  I was watching T.V. once and hated the show that was on. I wanted to change the channel but the remote was in the other room. I decided that I … Continue reading

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A moment of silence, please.

During my childhood, one of the bright spots of the week was on Saturday night.  The Muppet Show had the singular ability to take me out of my world for 30 minutes a week with great music and fun characters. … Continue reading

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Some Bunny Tale: My First Mug.

My parents, though ridiculously smart to the point of over-educated, weren’t always swift on the uptake with things that were right in front of them.  My mom, one Christmas, bought my brother Peter a knitted ski hat with deer frolicking … Continue reading

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Eye jewelry. Why not?

“Excuse me, do you have the time? I’m sorry, did I startle you? Then why did you scream?  Don’t pick at that it’s jewelry. Hey, STOP BATTING AT MY FACE! What’s WRONG with you? No, it’s not attached to my … Continue reading

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Did the world NOT read my July 26 Post??

WHAT the WHAT? This trend is really disturbing.  If grown women want to throw themselves around a steel pole for “exercise” that’s their thing.  But offering classes to children is really beyond the pale. Maybe the adult pictured in my … Continue reading

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Like it rough?

I guess they were out of steel wool or stiff bristle brushes, too. Um, ow.  I particularly like the pile of toilet paper in the trash can under the sink.  No paper toweling in the house? Thank you, Monday Through … Continue reading

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