How to Tell Someone Who You Are…Without Saying a Word.

Are you always looking for just the right piece to set upon your mantel?  The object that will always start interesting conversations while making your friends absolutely green with envy?

We now have for, you, the discerning collector

I know what your thinking “Yeah it looks good, but I’ve been fooled before. Is that a real frog?”  Why YES, YES it is!  Genuine shellacked toady-frog.

But wait, there’s more! Now that I have your attention, are you constantly loosing loose change in your pocket or the bottom of your new Gucci bag?  Well, act now and we’ll throw in, for no additional charge, this little jem.

That’s right…it’s a REAL FROG-HEAD CHANGE PURSE!  Think of the craftsmanship it took to make such a beautiful yet utilitarian piece of artwork. People will definitely notice this when you are digging for change with which to tip your barista. Enjoy!

Thank you Disturbing Auctions.


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3 Responses to How to Tell Someone Who You Are…Without Saying a Word.

  1. imaginarymen says:

    OMG why didn’t you WARN ME!!!???

    My Frog Phobia made reading this a very violent experience ;-0

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  3. Jill says:

    I don’t know what would be more embarrassing. Having your birth control pills falling out of your bag or having that change purse fall and you causing mass hysteria with the people around you who think you keep amphibians in your purse!

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