We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby?

So for decades some women have been railing against being objectified and/or only seen as a collection desirable or undesirable parts.  Thus, this

would be considered offensive.  A woman merely a lap for a man to place his weary head?!?? This manufacturer should brace themselves for the wrath of, and impending boycotts from, women’s groups, Democrats, civil rights organizations etc etc.

But wait! Don’t get your dander up, there’s this…

a half-man torso. Relax, everything is OK if we’re all objectified. Really?

A haiku or two for the purchasers of such items.


Oh, favorite part

of gender preference, joy!

You, stain resistant?


I’ll lay my head down

upon your parts of comfort.

No stinky bits here.


About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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One Response to We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby?

  1. imaginarymen says:

    I still remember my surprise that those cushion things we had in college were referred to some as “husbands”

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