Monthly Archives: November 2010

Dear Santa, Item One on My Christmas List.

You and your loved one are curled up in front of a crackling fire.  Lights are low, the mood is right.  Giggling and cuddling you move to the floor and run your fingers along this: Cue the scream. My first … Continue reading

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Your Bumper Sticker Reads What?

So, I read this little jem on Failblog.org: Sir, did you borrow this car? Or do you believe that people should only respect unborn life? Apparently he thinks that, once born, you can go $*(%&$ yourself. This reminded me of … Continue reading

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Why I LOVE Regretsy and You Should Too!

There is NOTHING I can add to this post on Regretsy.com to make it funnier/more clever. I read this and was literally crying from laughter. The first image and section of text is from the Etsy post that the dress-maker … Continue reading

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A Perfect Time for Quotation Marks

I’ve always wanted to know how deep a bottomless pit was; now I know. Perhaps next I’ll find out the height of sky’s-the-limit. Seriously people, one set of quotation marks would set this sign right.  If I have to tell … Continue reading

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Tea-party Children’s Book?

“Honey, time for your bedtime story… “God watches over us, ALL of us, ALL the time, no matter WHAT it is you’re doing or what time it is–God doesn’t own a wristwatch since God invented TIME ITSELF. Actually, time means nothing … Continue reading

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