Monthly Archives: December 2010

Wal-Mart Wednesday. New Year’s Resolutions via Haiku.

Happy New Year, everyone! Looking over some of my Wal-Mart Wednesday posts, I was struck at what some Wal-Marties should be resolving to accomplish in the New Year. Here are some suggested resolutions for the people of Wal-Mart. Resolution 1. … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Wednesday. The First-Date Tree

So, I’m getting ready for another first-date with some guy who hopefully has a full set of teeth. (WIN!) Since I go out on a date but once a quarter I should really go all-out and decorate the apartment. First … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Wednesday. Vocabulary Review!

Madame/Sir, do you suffer from some condition where your sense of touch is diminished? Are you not able to tell whether or not something is touching or sliding down your skin? Or were you just hoping someone would compliment you … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Wednesday–Stay Hydrated.

Madam, it seems as though you aren’t drinking enough water and you might need to go to the bathroom…How can I tell? The urine in your drainage bag is a little more yellow that it should be and is beyond … Continue reading

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Terrifying Tuesday

A “Santa” who looks like this… Is probably the owner of this… No matter what you do, you can’t UN-SEE this… Sweet dreams, pumpkins. PS.  I won’t do this to you again, for a while anyway. Creepy Santa and Ugliest … Continue reading

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Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

When I read the article about Jennifer Riojas, a science teacher who’s been arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students, I was concerned and disgusted–here was yet ANOTHER example of a teacher abusing her position as … Continue reading

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Attention WalMart Shoppers–Welcome to WalMart Wednesday

Many friends of mine have sent me photos from and links to the site “People of Walmart” where frightening/funny photos and stories of Wally-World shoppers are posted for all to enjoy.  I decided to start a Walmart Wednesday to comment … Continue reading

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