Wal-Mart Wednesday. Vocabulary Review!

Madame/Sir, do you suffer from some condition where your sense of touch is diminished? Are you not able to tell whether or not something is touching or sliding down your skin?

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Or were you just hoping someone would compliment you on your remarkably hair and blemish-free butt and were just not sure how to bring it up in polite conversation?

I’m just going to add an item to your shopping list; it’s called a “belt.”  You’ve heard of belts before and may have even seen people wearing them. Now, I know that this is item is sometimes referred to as an “accessory,” meaning a subordinate or supplementary part or object used to add to the attractiveness of an outfit.  In your case, however, a belt is a “necessity,” meaning necessary or indispensable, an imperative requirement. Aisle 13.

Image courtesy People of WalMart.

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