Presented to You with Little Comment

Those of you who know me, know I’m seldom at a loss for words and not easily offended.  Some would even deem some comments/asides I’ve made to be a little over the line. But the following Etsy.com items give me pause.

The first item leaves me with a “That’s weird and gross but I’m sure someone will think it is funny.”

Seller’s text will appear in italics, item to follow

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Tampon organic catnip crocheted toy

Tampon organic catnip crocheted toy
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Now aunt Flo can visit your cat every day.
Make every day that play time of the month.
PMS = playful meow syndrome.
Your cat may hate water but I bet it will love the red tide. 

I can keep going…

When purchasing please include the name of your feline friend. If item is a gift feel free to include a short message. Your toy will be packaged adorably with a custom Meowadays tag.

Made with certified 100% organic catnip.

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Oh YAY, the cat nip is 100% organic!!

If that isn’t your cup of tea, the same seller also makes this little beauty…

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Fetus cat toy organic catnip embryo

Fetus cat toy organic catnip embryo
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A totally appropriate cat toy for the whole family to enjoy. 

When purchasing please include the name of your feline friend. If item is a gift feel free to include a short message. Your toy will be packaged adorably with a custom Meowadays tag.

Made with certified 100% organic catnip.

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What

the

F**k

This HAS to be a joke.  The text reads “A totally appropriate cat toy for the whole family to enjoy.” This MUST be a joke. Right?

These “for sale” posts do pose some questions for me: Did this person just create this thing then post it on Etsy.com for attention? Am I feeding into that need for attention by re-posting this for my blog?  Is crocheting, with those pointy metal needles, still used as therapy in mental institutions? Most importantly, what is WRONG with this person???

Etsy.com

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About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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One Response to Presented to You with Little Comment

  1. Kat says:

    WTF indeed!! Gross!!

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