How do you walk? How do you drive? Are you going for a world record? Did you lose a bet? Are you trying to distract people from something horrible going on with you from the waist up?
Um, you seem to be in the music section. Music leads to dancing. Unless you live in the town from the movie “Footloose,” you need to get out of that area or risk the rhythm moving you to the point where you pitch forward and rip every nail off every toe.
Please shuffle SLOWLY and CAREFULLY to aisle 4.
It’s 5 star rated!
Hmm, your nails look like they’re pretty hard to chew though. You start with the clippers while I run over to the Lawn and Garden Center.