Monthly Archives: March 2011

Wal~Mart Wednesday: All Animals Are Equal…

As you may know, Wal~Mart is involved in a sex discrimination lawsuit that will go before the Supreme Court this year.  A large group of women from all over the country, who were employed by the retail giant, want to … Continue reading

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: Really?

OH MY F&#$%ing GOD I don’t think these people really like their kids…

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: Who’s Watching Grandma?

Warning: Keep this bag away from babies and children. Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or playpens. The thin film may cling to nose and mouth and prevent breathing. This bag is not a toy. One can find the above warning … Continue reading

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Terrifying Tuesday: When the Wind Blows, Does Your Face Play a Tune?

Sir. Yes, our lives can sometimes be quite painful and hard. Why did you decide to take it out on your face? Wow. That’s a whole lot of facial decoration. Yet, oddly, you don’t look happy… Seriously, what did your … Continue reading

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Give Me a Job for F*&%* Sake: Take Two

Hello All. The following text is my 2nd cover letter to Mr. X for the summer job of my dreams. This cover letter was sent as the body of an e-mail to Mr. X with my original cover letter and … Continue reading

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Bad Ideas: All Signs Point to NO!

There’s this… Then there is this… And finally… Charlie Sheen joins Twitter, says ‘Choose your Vice’ in first tweet to over 150,000 followers BY ALIYAH SHAHID, CRISTINA EVERETT AND NANCY DILLON DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Originally Published:Tuesday, March 1st 2011, 6:13 PM Updated: … Continue reading

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