Sir. Yes, our lives can sometimes be quite painful and hard. Why did you decide to take it out on your face?
Wow. That’s a whole lot of facial decoration. Yet, oddly, you don’t look happy…
Seriously, what did your nose, ears, lips, cheeks, and neck do to deserve this?
Perhaps a haiku or two will perk you up.
An Education-I Feel a Sneeze Coming On
Huh. Well, I now know
more about the inside of
your nose than my own.
Take a Stand
The flag you raise states
“Don’t care. ” “Unique.” Psst. Clearly,
you care. Now what, Skip?
When you close your eyes
you see crying unicorns,
burst bubbles, don’t you.