Terrifying Tuesday: When the Wind Blows, Does Your Face Play a Tune?

Sir. Yes, our lives can sometimes be quite painful and hard. Why did you decide to take it out on your face?

You Again

Wow. That’s a whole lot of facial decoration. Yet, oddly, you don’t look happy…

Seriously, what did your nose, ears, lips, cheeks, and neck do to deserve this?

Perhaps a haiku or two will perk you up.

An Education-I Feel a Sneeze Coming On

Huh. Well, I now know

more about the inside of

your nose than my own.

Take a Stand

The flag you raise states

“Don’t care. ” “Unique.” Psst. Clearly,

you care. Now what, Skip?

Anger-y Man

When you close your eyes

you see crying unicorns,

burst bubbles, don’t you.

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About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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4 Responses to Terrifying Tuesday: When the Wind Blows, Does Your Face Play a Tune?

  1. Katrina says:

    This…THIS is how you prove you will never work in an office. At least not one with windows or doors or people… Good job and good luck!

  2. imaginarymen says:

    Far too often your posts give me nightmares ;-0

  3. Oweee – must be tough shaving around all that hardware. Not very snuggly, either.

  4. ESB says:

    OUCH.OUCH.OUCH.

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