Monthly Archives: May 2011

Give Me A Job For F%#$ Sake: Mea Culpa–How to NOT Get Your Dream Summer Job

And how to not: endear yourself to someone; make a favorable impression; forge collegial relationships; win friends; favorably influence people; et cetera. Think of this as a blue print. So, um, hey everyone, got a response from Mr. X about … Continue reading

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Give Me A Job For F%#$ Sake: Take 4 (and Last)

Hello.  So this is my fourth and last cover letter to Mr. X (more on that tomorrow.) Anyway, enjoy. —————————————————— Sassy Librarian 7 Mxxxxxx Road Axxxxxxxx, XX 55555 Cell:  555 555-5555 xxx_5555@hotmail.com  Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx Xxxxx Xxxxxxx May 9, 2011 Dear … Continue reading

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Drunken Night at the Tattoo Parlor~Mother’s Day Tribute

How, exactly, did THIS come about? Wait, I think I know what happened… plus then… Equals HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! Thank you Ugliest Tattoos at ugliesttattoos.com

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