Hello. So this is my fourth and last cover letter to Mr. X (more on that tomorrow.)
7 Mxxxxxx Road
Axxxxxxxx, XX 55555
Cell: 555 555-5555
May 9, 2011
Dear Mr. X,
I am starting to think that you haven’t contacted me because you so look forward to my monthly missives. Do not fear! Even when you do hire me, I can still send you a themed cover letter and resume at regular intervals or bust out some sweet free-flow haiku as needed.
Anyway, this month’s letter consists of reviews I’ve received about my work in various jobs.
“Sassy is smart, hard-working and has a wonderful sense of humor; she would make a great addition to any organization.”–Xxxxx Xxxxxx (no relation,) Xxxxxx University.
“You never know how useful it is to have a librarian on staff, until she’s no longer there.”–XxXxxx Xxxx, Xxxxx Xxxxxxx, ME.
“You’ll never leave me. You’ll come back. You’re coming back, right? Come back.”–Xxxxx Xxxxxxx, Xxxxx Xxxxxxx, ME
“Fits easily into small places.”–Person who gave me a ride home in 2010.
“She is a little crazy, but in a fun not dangerous way.”–Arlington Police Department.
Ok, so a couple of these weren’t actually said to about me but I think you get the point.
I am still available for summer work as needed.
I also forgot to mention in the three previous cover letters that I was Time Magazine’s Person of the Year in 2006.
Looking forward to your call.
The Sassy Librarian
P.S. Is anyone reading these?
That’s all for today.