Monthly Archives: July 2011

Terrifying Tuesday: Dream? Nightmare.

Dream? Nightmare. Oh, people of Wal~Mart. No one should EVER wear pants with words on the butt. (Especially when it appears that your ass is concave.) It is bound to attract attention and, unless you have a superior derriere, you … Continue reading

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“Canadian Folk Singers Arrested at Maine Border”

FINALLY! And this would be reason number 237 why I love my home state. The article title alone made my day. Here is the article if you want to read it.  I didn’t bother, not wanting to be disappointed in the content. … Continue reading

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: No. No. Oh, Come ON!

Madame Number One, Please tell me that you wore more than a pair of panties on your butt…Wait, wait, don’t tell me. I’m just going to go ahead and assume those are shorts you’re wearing. That written, no one should … Continue reading

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For the Love *Facepalm*

Dear Lee (Unless your name is something else and you can’t spell that either,) Spell check broken? Did you re-read what you wrote? “Call for more info” May I call you to GIVE you some “info?” Lay some learnin’ on … Continue reading

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