Monthly Archives: September 2011

Wal~Mart Wednesday: Yes. I Know That It Is Thursday.

I saw this picture yesterday. It left me speechless.  I though that today I would be able to formulate something around it. Not so much. A haiku will have to suffice. “Re-think White Pants” Look everyone, the reason to revive … Continue reading

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Won’t You Please? Won’t You Please? Please Won’t You Be… My Neighbor

Day 1 *knock* *knock* “Hi, may I borrow a cup of sugar?” Day 2 *knock* *knock* “Hi, may I borrow some bungee cords or some rope?” Day 3 *knock* *knock* “Hi, may I borrow your hammer?” Day 4 *knock* *knock* “You don’t happen … Continue reading

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: Lent Can NOT Come Soon Enough

In college I learned that when you go to Mardi Gras in New Orleans and show your tits, someone will throw you some Mardi Gras beads. You know, Mardi Gras beads. Those cheap, plastic, brightly colored beads, a pack of … Continue reading

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: Goat! I Kid You Not.

Oh, like you’ve never brought your goat to Wal~Mart… For the love, lady. The fact that you are carrying a goat (in a bag) makes me think that you think the pouch you’re carrying contains “magic beans” with which you … Continue reading

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