Wal~Mart Wednesday: Lent Can NOT Come Soon Enough

In college I learned that when you go to Mardi Gras in New Orleans and show your tits, someone will throw you some Mardi Gras beads. You know, Mardi Gras beads. Those cheap, plastic, brightly colored beads, a pack of 100 beads will run you $3.00 at any party supply store. Four packs for $10.00.

So were I to go down there and flash my breasts at 3:00 AM to a street full of drunken party goers, some people will throw me strings of beads–the equivalent of 3 cents a necklace.  Goody.

Wal~Mart shoppers, my question is this…

Who, the HELL, offered this woman Mardi Gras beads??? Do NOT throw any!! We don’t want to reinforce this kind of behavior!

Thank  you People of Wal~Mart.


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