I see the tattoo reads “HARDCORE” and that you were so earnest in that assertion that you had the tattoo artist use all capital letters for the word and had it put in BOLD typeface. THAT must have hurt a bit! The scraping back and forth, back and forth. And you’re so “HARDCORE” that you have a nose ring (like a bull–just sayin’) and little bolts in your face. Hoo-ray!
Are you going to be looking for a job anytime soon?
Anyway, I don’t think you’re as hardcore as you say. What tells me this? The delicate *pink* bolts in your face. You little cream puff, you probably still snuggle with Mr. Fluffy-Bunny, your oldest stuffed animal, in your canopy bed each night.
What is it you are missing?
Never got a pony?
Dear Ms. Bolts-in-Face,
Thank you for applying for
this position. No.
Thank you, Ugliest Tattoos.