Does Somebody Need a Hug?

Oh muffin,

HARDWARE

I see the tattoo reads “HARDCORE” and that you were so earnest in that assertion that you had the tattoo artist use all capital letters for the word and had it put in BOLD typeface. THAT must have hurt a bit! The scraping back and forth, back and forth. And you’re so “HARDCORE” that you have a nose ring (like a bull–just sayin’) and little bolts in your face. Hoo-ray!

Are you going to be looking for a job anytime soon?

Anyway, I don’t think you’re as hardcore as you say.  What tells me this? The delicate *pink* bolts in your face. You little cream puff, you probably still snuggle with Mr. Fluffy-Bunny, your oldest stuffed animal, in your canopy bed each night.

Haiku

Christmas Wishes–Dashed

HARDCORE-Bolts-in-Face,

What is it you are missing?

Never got a pony?

Employment Optional

Dear Ms. Bolts-in-Face,

Thank you for applying for

this position. No.

Thank you, Ugliest Tattoos.

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About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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One Response to Does Somebody Need a Hug?

  1. imaginarymen says:

    YIKES!!!

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