Wal~Mart Wednesday: The Twelve Days of Wal~Mart

Hello Everyone!

We all (sort of) know the song…Let’s sing together, shall we?

This should be sung to the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas.” For the last word in the song, you should say/sing that word with the English inflection–so it rhymes with “tree.” Trust me on this.

For the sake of time, and sanity, we’re gonna cut to the last verse.

Here we go.

“On the Twelfth day trapped at Wal~Mart my true love showed to me….

Suspenders make the outfit

Two sweet-ass mullets

Who is he kidding?

Many angry males

Women trying too hard

Belts are not expensive

World’s Saddest Santa(TM)

Five. GOLD Rings!!!

Run for your life

Impressive tensile strength

Man who hit the jackpot

And the lady cooking Meth in lavatory…”

Yay! Good job everyone.  I wonder if Santa would like this song…

Well looks like Santa REALLY liked it!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone.

Peace out,


Thank you, People of Wal~Mart.


About The Sassy Librarian

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