We all (sort of) know the song…Let’s sing together, shall we?
This should be sung to the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas.” For the last word in the song, you should say/sing that word with the English inflection–so it rhymes with “tree.” Trust me on this.
For the sake of time, and sanity, we’re gonna cut to the last verse.
Here we go.
“On the Twelfth day trapped at Wal~Mart my true love showed to me….
Suspenders make the outfit
Two sweet-ass mullets
Who is he kidding?
Many angry males
Women trying too hard
Belts are not expensive
World’s Saddest Santa(TM)
Five. GOLD Rings!!!
Run for your life
Impressive tensile strength
Man who hit the jackpot
And the lady cooking Meth in lavatory…”
Yay! Good job everyone. I wonder if Santa would like this song…
Well looks like Santa REALLY liked it!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone.
Thank you, People of Wal~Mart.