Monthly Archives: January 2012
Someone found a clever way to combine his love of reptiles and self-mutilation… Quick, Buddy say “She sells sea shells by the sea-shore.” three times fast!!! Ha ha, you can’t, can you. Dude, even the snake is rolling its eyes … Continue reading
The man stuffed a dying deer into the trunk of his car and tried to drive it to the hospital…of COURSE he was drunk! I think the police were certain of this even before the blood work got back from … Continue reading
I love going to Regretsy, it has posts of things that people make and put up for sale. As the site’s author “Helen Killer” writes “I’m always on the lookout for the cream of the crap.” Fantastically horrific, absurd, jaw-droppingly … Continue reading
From the Denver Post online… _____________________ Man found dead after five days in theater restroom in Fort Collins POSTED: 01/17/2012 01:00:00 AM MST UPDATED: 01/17/2012 05:42:02 AM MST The Denver Post FORT COLLINS — Colorado authorities say a man missing for five … Continue reading
It’s Pennsylvania, wearing warm boots in winter is wise. Don’t want to look foolish… For the love, honey. Life is not a beer commercial. Put on some pants. Thank you, People of Wal~Mart.