Monthly Archives: January 2012

Look, Ma. No Hands!

Someone found a clever way to combine his love of reptiles and self-mutilation… Quick, Buddy say “She sells sea shells by the sea-shore.” three times fast!!! Ha ha, you can’t, can you. Dude, even the snake is rolling its eyes … Continue reading

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Someone Just Watched “Bambi” -and- Why I Love Maine, Reason #249

The man stuffed a dying deer into the trunk of his car and tried to drive it to the hospital…of COURSE he was drunk! I think the police were certain of this even before the blood work got back from … Continue reading

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Relax, Take a Load Off. Or Drop One.

I love going to Regretsy, it has posts of things that people make and put up for sale. As the site’s author “Helen Killer” writes “I’m always on the lookout for the cream of the crap.” Fantastically horrific, absurd, jaw-droppingly … Continue reading

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That’s Some Good Police Work There, Lou

From the Denver Post online… _____________________ Man found dead after five days in theater restroom in Fort Collins POSTED: 01/17/2012 01:00:00 AM MST UPDATED: 01/17/2012 05:42:02 AM MST The Denver Post FORT COLLINS — Colorado authorities say a man missing for five … Continue reading

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Wal~Mart Wednesday: Yes, I Know It’s Friday

It’s Pennsylvania, wearing warm boots in winter is wise. Don’t want to look foolish… For the love, honey. Life is not a beer commercial. Put on some pants. Thank you, People of Wal~Mart.

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Just Don’t Do It

Honey, no. It would seem as though what drove you to do this to yourself would cause you enough problems. You really want to hinder your eyesight as well? Or is it that you’re* easily surprised and worry that your … Continue reading

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