The Face as Objet d’Art -or- How a Series of Poor Decisions Leads to Prolonged Unemployment

Come on, kid. Really?

Let’s do the math. 2 large ear gauges, 2 large cheek gauges, 3 nose spikes, 2 nose piercings, 2 pierced eyebrows, 1 reverse mohawk–bright red, and 1 hooded sweatshirt = from the front, you look like 1 deranged St. Bernard. Is this a tribute to a beloved pet?

Also, clearly, you are desperate for attention. Why pull the hood of your sweatshirt up? Are you worried about getting an unsightly sunburn that would mar your aesthetic?

Thank you, Poorly Dressed.


About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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