The Rise of the Philosopher/Moron -or- No Way Jose

Social media has given rise to a great many things. One of these many things is the rise of the Philosopher/Moron. These people now have simpler ways of spreading their moronitude to the masses. Take for instance…

Jose Canseco–retired baseball player (with the Red Sox ’95-’96,) martial arts black belt, steroid user, reckless driver, wife beater, and Philosopher/Moron. Below are a series of tweets he posted on Twitter (a micro-blog, for those of you who don’t know) about the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s sinking.

The best way to read these is to savor them. Read one at a time. After each one, take a walk around the room and let his words sink in.

Each tweet is dumber than the last, which is impressive in its own right.

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Dear Mr. Canseco,

Please don’t EVER speak on behalf of those of us who know that climate change/global warming is real.

Never. Never not ever, never.

Thanks, in advance.

~Ms. Librarian

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Thank you dlisted.com. (I think I got this from DListed. I can’t remember. Sorry!)

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About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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3 Responses to The Rise of the Philosopher/Moron -or- No Way Jose

  1. Chris says:

    Yes, and now he’s coming to play amateur ball in Worcester for the Tornadoes. Should be quite the draw!

  2. imaginarymen says:

    I like “Moron Philosopher” myself ;-0 You should make this a regular feature!

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