The Rise of the Philosopher/Moron -or- No Way Jose

Social media has given rise to a great many things. One of these many things is the rise of the Philosopher/Moron. These people now have simpler ways of spreading their moronitude to the masses. Take for instance…

Jose Canseco–retired baseball player (with the Red Sox ’95-’96,) martial arts black belt, steroid user, reckless driver, wife beater, and Philosopher/Moron. Below are a series of tweets he posted on Twitter (a micro-blog, for those of you who don’t know) about the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s sinking.

The best way to read these is to savor them. Read one at a time. After each one, take a walk around the room and let his words sink in.

Each tweet is dumber than the last, which is impressive in its own right.


Dear Mr. Canseco,

Please don’t EVER speak on behalf of those of us who know that climate change/global warming is real.

Never. Never not ever, never.

Thanks, in advance.

~Ms. Librarian


Thank you (I think I got this from DListed. I can’t remember. Sorry!)


About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to The Rise of the Philosopher/Moron -or- No Way Jose

  1. Chris says:

    Yes, and now he’s coming to play amateur ball in Worcester for the Tornadoes. Should be quite the draw!

  2. imaginarymen says:

    I like “Moron Philosopher” myself ;-0 You should make this a regular feature!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s