Monthly Archives: August 2012

Twittiots and Philosopher/Moron: M*x *s * M*r*n

Twittiots. def. Twitter idiots. I was torn between spelling that “twittiots” or “twiddiots” (two “d”s to soften the “i” so it is not pronounced “eye”) and am still torn. Feel free to vote for your favorite here… Anyway. The “Philosopher” … Continue reading

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Bic for Her (You heard it here first)/Terrifying Tuesday: Extreme Measures

Some readers may have noticed that, lately, there has been a lot of news on various internet sites about the absurd “Bic for Her” pens and that people are creating fake reviews and absurd parodies. Upon reading any of these … Continue reading

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Jerry Nelson: Thank You and Godspeed.

As of this morning, many of my, and your, childhood friends are now silent. Jerry Nelson was a puppeteer who worked on Sesame Street and the Muppet Show. His characters included: Mr. Snuffleupagus; Sully and Biff, Sherlock Hemlock, The Amazing … Continue reading

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Relationship Advice: Share Hobbies

Are ankle monitors the convict couple’s version of matching bowling jackets? In relationships, shared interests and experiences are important to keep the magic alive. Some simple activities can let the other person know that you enjoy spending time together. But … Continue reading

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Hating the Dating Game: :-(

The other day I got an email from an OKCupid member that read: ;- ) -END- Yeah. That was it. ┬áJust the emoticon of a winking smiley face. This is the dating equivalent of having the phone ring, answering it … Continue reading

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A Show of Hands, err Paws.

From Regretsy.com “I promise you, you will not find a jar of skunk paws again any time soon.” You PROMISE, promise?? May I pay you $40 to never see anything like this again? Please? 1. What hillbilly, redneck, backwoods recipe … Continue reading

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Twitter and the Philosopher/Moron: Legends of the Fail

In college, my Heterosexual Life Partner, Amy (check out her blog, Imaginary Men) and I were all over Brad Pitt. The movie Legends of the Fall came out and so we saw it. This movie is pure schlock. Pitt is … Continue reading

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Alcohol May Have Been Involved

You’re moving into to a new place/ or out of your old place, Yay! You need help moving so you call your friends. You are moving into/or out of a third floor walk up and have a large couch that … Continue reading

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For the LOVE, People! Tattoo Edition.

She misspelled “classy” again. Thank you Ugliest Tattoos.

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Anything for Her

Today I saw an ad on TV that bothered me, bothered me more than commercials usually bother me. There was a teenage girl in a school hallway; she asked if anyone had a pen and three or four boys held … Continue reading

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