Reasons to Carry Hand Wipes

Greetings All (both?)

Though not the most environmentally friendly of cleaning supplies, disposable wipes are useful in an emergency.

Example:

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I know I wrote “reasons” in the title, but isn’t this picture reason enough?

“Just hold still, Ma’am. You got a little something on your face…”

The tragedy is that she is probably beautiful under there. Way, way under there.

A Haiku

Title: Time Sags Us–A Delicate Dance Where No One Wins

Impressive. Your face

Has managed to distract from

Your braless-ness. Yay!

Thank you, People of Wal-Mart.

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About The Sassy Librarian

Librarian. Writer. Curmudgeon.
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2 Responses to Reasons to Carry Hand Wipes

  1. Lynnette says:

    Glad to see you are still sassy. . .How I’ve missed the people of Wal-Mart.

  2. The Librarian make a triumphant return! Huzzah!!

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