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Depression

Dear Depression, Congratulations. Yesterday you won, again. You convinced someone that death is the only way to be rid of you. This one better known than many, Mr. Robin Williams. You have succeeded in depriving him of his life, his family and … Continue reading

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Skål! Na zdrowie! Cheers!

Happy New Year to you all! Looking over my yearly stats for this blog I was embarrassed to read that I had only posted four times in 2013. FOUR TIMES! So I would like to apologize to my baker’s half-dozen … Continue reading

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Intimate Apparel

Hi, I have no problem with people trying to spice things up in the bedroom using whatever props they wish and I thought I had a Whatever-Makes-You-Happy-and-Is-Not-Illegal attitude towards other’s  sexual proclivities. Then I ran across the following item on … Continue reading

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‘Tis The Season

Hello All, I love this little graph. Some of you may want to substitute “cat” with “dog,” “toddler,” or “glass of beer.” Happy wrapping! ~Sassy Thank you Christmas at Cheezburger.

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Quotation Marks Make Reading “FUN” -or- Sign of the Times.

For the “love” of God, people. What is this lone employee really required to do in that bathroom? I hope this employee doesn’t work in the food service industry. (You know this sign has to be in a restaurant.) If … Continue reading

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Madonna’s So Shock*snore*ing

Madonna. Madonna. Madonna. There. Are you happy now, Madonna? Whoever’s turn it was to pay attention to and jangle shiny things in front of Madonna all day yesterday must have dropped the ball and watched the news about Washington D.C. … Continue reading

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Reasons to Carry Hand Wipes

Greetings All (both?) Though not the most environmentally friendly of cleaning supplies, disposable wipes are useful in an emergency. Example: I know I wrote “reasons” in the title, but isn’t this picture reason enough? “Just hold still, Ma’am. You got … Continue reading

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She Led Me to Her Elfin Grot: The Best of the Worst

Writing can be difficult. No matter how much a writer works on a piece that author is rarely completely satisfied with the results.  There is always something to be revised, reworded, or reworked. Writing a sex scene can be especially tricky. … Continue reading

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Twittiots: The Philosopher/Moron: The Donald

Oh Donald Trump, Must you always thrash and squall to get any sort of media attention? Let us remember his “offer” to President Obama. In theory, Trump-y would have given $5 million dollars to the charity of Mr. Obama’s choice … Continue reading

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Oh, Hipsters. You Really Are the LIMIT…

Hello again, Friends. Saw this picture and several things popped into my head… Where the HELL is the rest of that baby?? Does s/he just a head and upper shoulders? Then I thought of the little hipsters having their little … Continue reading

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