Due to the fact Ms./Mrs./Mr. McDaniel IS a coach, and given the list as printed,
I think s/he should switch priorities 3 and 4. When you read numbers 3 and 4 as currently listed, the third priority doesn’t ring true, somehow.
Swapping priorities 3 and 4 would fix this problem AND the new number 3 would serve as an excuse for why priorities 3 and 4 are spelled incorrectly! Maybe I should write a letter to Coach McDaniel
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Dear Coach,
About the Priority List
I prayed on it (Priority 1. God), then consulted my loved ones about this (Priority 2. Family); I just had to let you know that your sign isn’t right. If you want to correct the errors without reprinting, just draw arrows between items 3 and 4 indicating a switch in the line-up! (Hey, I used coaching lingo!) However, if you wish to keep those priorities in that order, you’ll need to reprint this sign. Just remember, number 3 is spelled “Academics” and number 4 should read “Athletics.” There are No Exceptions! (See what I did there, Coach?)
Sincerely,
The Sassy Librarian
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Maybe I should just be glad the last line doesn’t read “There are no acceptions!”
Thank you someecards.
The Sassy Librarian 